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The new students gathering in the courtyard at Shizz University are a mass of nerves and dreams. Donāt worry, says Madame Morrible, the collegeās legendary professor of sorcery. āWe have nothing but the highest hopesāfor some of you.ā
That sums up the story of Wicked, ultimately; it describes in painful, hilarious detail the life-and-death tug-of-war between hope and fear that plays out in every young personās heart. Moviegoers need have no fear, though. Whatever your hopes were for Jon Chuās adaptation of the beloved musical by Stephen Schwartz, the film is certain to exceed them. Itās simply, as Galinda might say, astoundifying.
Itās also, by the way, one of the gayest movies ever made. In case you didnāt suspect this going in, Chu has set the opening sequence in Munchkinland among rolling hills of tulip rainbow flags. Seriously, Gilbert Bakerās estate should get a royalty. The gayest thing about Wicked, though, is its arch tone. As Madame Morrible (a devious Michelle Yeoh) so wryly illustrates, the truth hurts. Itās also wickedly funny.
And there is nothing funnier in this giddy romp than Galinda (āthe Guh is silentā), the one-day-gonna-be-good witch. Ariana Grande gives an utterly Venti performance (sorry!) in the role. Sure, she may be merely doing an impression of Kristen Chenoweth, who originated the part on Broadwayābut then, Chenoweth was only doing an impression of Madeline Kahn. No matter. Grande nails the character with each exaggerated flick of her blindingly blond locks and each witheringly chipper riposte of āMmmhmm!ā
Vocally, alas, sheās pretty weak, especially on the high stuff, and Galinda has a lot of high stuff, meaning sheās sometimes shrill and unintelligible. But you know the words anyway, right? And Iāll let you in on a little secret about musicals: The acting is more important than the singing. By the time Grande gets to āPopu-ular,ā one of Wickedās most popular numbers, sheās running away with the movie. The packed audience I saw it with (not quite all of them gay men and teenage girls) was whooping along behind her in hysterics.
And what of Elphaba, Galindaās roommate, nemesis, and BFF? Funnily, despite her green skin, Elphaba is the less showy part, certainly through the end of Part 1. Be that as it may, Cynthia Erivo holds her own in every way. Sheās just as funny as Grande while using far fewer words; consider her dry line reading of one word: āblond.ā And vocally she knocks it out of the park, from comic songs (āWhat Is This Feeling?ā) to tender ballads (āIām Not That Girlā) to the 11 oāclock barn-burner (āDefying Gravityā). On that last one she really, yes, soars. Schwartz lyrics and music donāt ooze originality, but āGravityā is a mighty tune you will definitely come out humming.
Screenwriters Winnie Holzman and Dana Fox, working from Holzman and Schwartzās stage adaptation of Gregory Macguireās novel, have fleshed out Elphabaās backstory, so her context and motives are never far from our mind. The gifted costume designer Paul Tazewell (whom I got to interview a million years ago, when he did Hamilton) helps out, too, giving her elegant yin-yang eyeglasses, so we never lose sight of the duality at the characterās core. Erivo is a marvelous, subtle actor, gently inviting us in for Elphabaās humiliation and heartbreak, her explosions and exaltation. Like many musicals, Wicked has an Act II problem, but Iām equally excited for Part 2, just to watch what Erivo does.
The rest of the cast is great, too, starting with the love interest, Fiyero, played by out gay heartthrob Jonathan Bailey. Everyoneāgirls, boys, even the furnitureāspends the rest of the film swooning over him. Following his sexy turns in Bridgerton and Fellow Travellers, Bailey is clearly ready to sizzle on the big screen. Jeff Goldblum is very Jeff Goldblum as the Wizard. Marissa Bode and Ethan Slater are sweet as Nessarose, Elphabaās sister, and Boq, the goofy, freckly Woodsman sheās smitten with. And bigger-than-life comic Bowen Yang is flawless in a small part as Galindaās queeny friend, tossing off a choice aside every time he scurries out of the room.
There are a couple of cameos in Emerald City I wonāt spoil for you, except to say the Times Square theater I was in almost collapsed when a certain pair of actors turned up. The only dissatisfying performance (to me) was Peter Dinklage as the voice of Dr. Dillamond. Even after more than a decade playing Tyrion Lannister, Dinklage still canāt do a British accent. And, like, why the hell is he even doing an accent? Heās a goat.
If Wicked has an issue, itās just that there is so much of it. So much saturated silliness that we lose sight of the point and sometimes forget if there even is one. The stage musical shared this shortcomingāletās call it a long-comingāof being exceedingly funny and thrilling but somehow not that moving. And the movie is longer than the play, even though it only takes us up to the intermission. This two-hours-and-forty-minutes of hyperstimulation is merely Part 1ālook for Part 2 next Thanksgiving.
It doesnāt help that the political controversy which theoretically animates Elphaba is so half-baked, or that the villain is hiding in plain sight. Someone in powerāgosh, who could that be in this Wizardocracy?āis robbing the animals of their ability to speak, so our heroine runs to the Wizard for help. Elphaba is said to be brilliant, with an often-explosive intuition for wrong-doing, yet she canāt guess who the bad guy is?
The bloat didnāt bother Wicked fans that much on stage; nor is it an issue here, either, judging from the passionate reactions in the theater. Probably because we know this story anyway. Young people have been born with uncontrollable magical powers they have to master and ominous destinies they have to meet in probably thousands of books, plays, shows, and filmsāand that just covers The X Men, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. And there are probably millions of movies about fierce women who have to learn the hard way that a man (the Wizard, Fiyero) isnāt the answer. Iām a big fan of Grrl Power; preachy retreads, not so much.
In Wicked, thereās truly precious little for Elphaba to discover. From the first frame, sheās infinitely more interesting and powerful than anyone else in Oz, especially the boys. And the denouement is written right on her face. Green, after all, is the color of power in Oz. The gorgeously sinuous emerald high-speed train that comes to fetch the emerald sorceress is taking her to the Emerald Cityānot Pink Town. Of course, Wicked throws one wet wrench into its predictable formula: It starts with that deadly bucket of water from The Wizard of Oz. Is our girl gonna melt? Can that fear generate enough suspense to get us through five-plus hours of this?
Nah. But suspense has nothing to do with Wickedās appeal. Its genius is not dramaturgy, itās silliness and style. And on those scores, the movie rocks. The photography is beautiful throughout, though with a special-effects-heavy film like this I have to admit Iām never sure how much of that is down to the DP and how much is āfixed in post.ā Cinematographer Alice Brooks specializes in musicalsāshe also shot In the Heights and Tick, Tick⦠Boom!āand she definitely keeps up with the dancers. If anything, she and Chu keep the camera so fluid and close to the cast that itās sometimes hard to follow the action. (This is a problem contemporary musical films share with Marvel movies, where directors purposely bring the fight scenes right up against the glass so we canāt pick apart the punches.)
Itās only a slight annoyance here, because Christopher Scottās choreography is just about perfect. Itās especially sharp in the jaunty schoolyard numbers āWhat Is This Feeling?ā and āDancing Through Life,ā which contain as much high school wit and wisdom as Heathers, Clueless, and Mean Girls combined.
I mentioned Tazewell already; his endlessly inventive costumes range from chic, elegant gowns for Galinda, Elphaba, and Morrible to hilarious getups for the denizens of the Emerald City. But to my eye, nothing in the movie is as satisfying as Nathan Crowleyās production design. Crowley, whoās been nominated for Oscars multiple times for his work with Christopher Nolan, devises all sorts of magical sets, from the popup books that welcome the young Elphaba in to the rotating clock-face library at Shizz to the Wizardās terrifying mechanical mask. The Emerald City is stunning, a Technicolor Metropolis filled with malachite art deco jazz. But Shizz, where the bulk of Part 1 takes place, tops it all. Crowley gives us a Gaudiesque Alhambra, with beautiful horseshoe arches, sparkling mudejar tile work, arabesque stucco, reflecting pools, and minarets.
Obviously there are scores of delightful Wizard of Oz Easter eggs (pay close attention to the scene on the bike), but Chuās nods to other films are even more exciting. The wondrous underwater shot that introduces Galinda seems inspired by the movies of Hayao Miyazaki or Walt Disney. At the end of āThe Wizard and I,ā Elphaba gets the sweeping āDonāt Rain on My Paradeā aerial reverse zoom right out of Funny Girl. The nightclub scene in the Ozdust Ballroom channels the jazzy āBroadway Melodyā joint in Singing in the Rain. And there are two great Chaplin referencesāthe fabulous rotating library riffs on the machines of Modern Times, and the Wizardās brief dance with an inflated globe, summoning The Great Dictator, provides a nice bit of foreshadowing
Speaking of dictators, Wicked, released in the fall of 2024, could have been the most topical movie everāin fact, I suspect it was timed to line up not with the holidays but with Election Dayābecauseā¦
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ā¦it features a brilliant young Black (well, Green) woman standing up to a fraudulent old white man. In triumph, Elphaba defies gravity, as the song says, and flies. Not only does she fly, she draws power from all the pain in her past and veritably explodes, rocketing skyward in a righteous rage.
This was the stage musicalās most celebrated andāletās keep it real, mockedāmoment: Idina Menzel jerked skyward on a cherry picker and belted out what is essentially Tarzanās yelp. Menzel even mocks it herself, in this movie. But thereās nothing remotely silly about the moment here. Erivo, floating before her terrified foes and former friends, her midnight cape billowing out behind her, her hands outstretched in glory like the resurrected Christ in Raphaelās Transfiguration, blasts out that famous melismatic howl, and the megaplex parts like the Red Sea.
Wicked has always been about race, and with this brilliant Black actor in the part on the big screen, Elphabaās otherness finally resounds with its full impact. In truth, Black women have played Elphaba onstage before; the first was Alexia Khadime in the West End in 2008. But for the vast majority of audiences experiencing the work, the witchās verdigris was only ever metaphorical. Not anymore.
No oneās gonna stop her now.
This makes me want to see the movie even more. Thank you, Mark. Happy Thanksgiving. ā¤ļøš¦ š§